Football movement: what’s wrong with Ukraine’s “head coach”
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Given the growing criticism of the head coach by fans, a decision has been made to reformat the Ukrainian national football team. 5-6 players will be replaced by positions. The players, however, are the same, but who said that this is not a reformat?! The approach is not exactly innovative, but it works reliably for the viewer.
In addition, to enhance the effect, all three goalkeepers will be on the field at the same time: “They are all powerful, they all have a power style of play, and they will figure out how to organize themselves on the goal as they go,” the head coach explained.
When asked why one of the players moves to a new position every game, sometimes with the captain’s armband, sometimes without it, the head coach made a serious face and looked up, clearly hinting that there are those who like this approach, and sponsors cannot be refused. Money should follow the player – such is the time in world football.
When asked why one of the positions, despite criticism from all sides, does not change at all and there are unambiguous hints of nepotism, the head coach explained that “You don’t know everything, and you don’t need to know everything. Just trust me. You don’t ask where the fans get a thousand tickets for each match and free trips of three thousand kilometers with the national team in the same bus. So, then,” the coach smiled.
Instead, for balance, the obligation to invite the people’s favorite, a patriotic and selfless player from the national championship, to the national team was confirmed, but only ONE – this way you can save money on moving/flights and there is no need for any “revolutionary sentiments” in the team. It is easier with financially secure legionnaires living outside the territory of Ukraine.
One of the players, although he has done a lot for the country and the team, must leave his position, otherwise he will suddenly score more goals for the national team than the head of the federation. When asked about this strange approach and such a decision is not supported by many players or fans, it was said that someone always doesn’t like something, and the head coach will decide everything himself. After all, there are other positions. Not on the field, of course, but honorary ones, and even with the right to wear a football uniform.
In general, the people liked it. There is an explanation, there is a move, another rosy perspective has been painted. What else does a simple fan need? So that it doesn’t get worse…
The head coach assured that now everything will be as it should be, and if not, he will take an even more radical step – change the players’ jersey numbers.
In the meantime, we are counting on these changes and our constant hope that everything will be fine. The boss knows best…
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